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msg[0]="I cook with wine, but sometimes I even add it to the food. ~W.C. Fields"
msg[1]="A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness. ~Elsa Schigparelli"
msg[2]="Age is something that does not matter, unless you are a cheese. ~Billie Burke"
msg[3]="Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon. ~The Dali Lahma"
msg[4]="A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. ~James Beard"
msg[5]="There is no love sincerer than the love of food. ~George Bernard Shaw"
msg[6]="Fish, to taste right, must swim three times - in water, in butter, and in wine. ~Polish Proverb"
msg[7]="Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. ~Eleanor Roosevelt"
msg[8]="I feel a recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. ~Madame Benoit"
msg[9]="Here's a recipe that makes me happy: Take great friends, mix in delicious food, and voila, you'll get some fantastically rich memories. ~Oprah" 
msg[10]="Come quickly, I am tasting the stars! ~Dom Perignon, at the moment he discovered champagne"
msg[11]="It is helpful to know the proper way to behave, so one can decide whether or not to be proper. ~Faith Whittlese"
msg[12]="Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands—and then eat just one of the pieces. ~Judith Viorst"
msg[13]="If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for all of Paris is a moveable feast. ~Ernest Hemingway"
msg[14]="It is difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. ~Lewis Grizzard"
msg[15]="Life is so brief that we should not glance either too far backwards or forwards…therefore study how to fix our happiness in our glass and in our plate.  ~Grimod de la Reyniere"
msg[16]="A significant part of the pleasure of eating is in one’s accurate consciousness of the lives and the world from which the food comes. ~Wendell Berry"
msg[17]="There is nothing under the sun better for man than to eat, drink and be merry.  Go, therefore, eat your bread with joy and drink your wine with cheer. ~Ecclesiastes" 
msg[18]="My idea of feng shui is to have them arrange the pepperoni in a circle on my pizza. ~Unknown"
msg[19]="The gentle art of gastronomy is a friendly one.  It hurdles the language barrier, makes friends among civilized people, and warms the heart. <br> ~Samuel Chamberlain"
msg[20]="Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne"
msg[21]="If you are what you eat and you don’t know what you’re eating, do you know who you are\?  ~Claude Fischler"
msg[22]="One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. ~Virginia Woolf"
msg[23]="If we do not change our direction, we are likely to end up where we are headed. ~Chinese Proverb"
msg[24]="There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE. ~Linda Grayson, The Pickwick Papers"
msg[25]="I adore simple pleasures.  They are the last refuge of the complex. ~Oscar Wilde"
msg[26]="For so many of us, we have struggled for so long that we have become addicted to the struggle.  Every once in a while it is important to stop to see if we struggle for struggle's sake.  We do have options."
msg[27]="It is only when we live our life in the open, accepting responsibility for the decisions that we have made, and own our behavior that we begin to know health."
msg[28]="Happiness is a gift.  It comes like a sudden soft breeze on a stagnant day.  Let it sit with us for a while.  Do not try to hold on to it or it will vanish like a vapor."
msg[29]="Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. ~Eleanor Roosevelt"
msg[30]="Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them. ~Brillat-Savarin"
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